Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor energy sources that won't eradicate

energy sources that won't eradicate our species

or wear tanktops on airplanes

Neither will I

Go into any event and get the VIP treatment and/or let black market organ thieves know that you've been keeping yours nice and fresh for eventual reuse

The only thing you're getting in return is less healthcare

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor energy sources that won't eradicateI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little