A land entering the battlefield will net you two energy counters
Once the card came out, I asked players to see if finally they got that the creature was being crushed by giant parentheses and they still didn't even with the giant yellow sticky note, which somehow makes the yellow sticky note joke even funnier
I want to bring the game to a point where I can cast this at all costs, either by pairing it with green or by using a blue control deck to buy time and draw cards
Of course, vintage packs aren't in circulation anymore, so they're increasingly valuable - and will remain expensive until the heat death of the universe, probably
Despite multiple emails about a replacement copy, and after I bought the game somewhere else, switching my order to a different game, I haven't really gotten a response
Beanstalk Giant pays for itself once you have a few copy permanents